So the polls are in, and it would appear that Sharks With Legs narrowly defeated Bees With Souls (much scarier, in my opinion) for title of Mightiest Animal Warrior. Lobsters With Grudges pretty much tied for second with Bees. You guys are ignorant.
Anyway, speaking of lobsters with grudges, I just found this story written by my very own lobster trainee, Pinche the Lobster. Apparently he wrote it in 20 minutes after being challenged by a friend to write a story about forbidden love in 20 minutes. I helped him edit it a little, since he always has a hard time with his "there/their"s.