UPDATE: The formatting issue is fixed thanks to the generous efforts of the badassly named Rachel Dachenbach. Should work on most browsers now. Many thanks to godlike master programmer RachDachBach!
Since my agent has converted Writing Week into Waiting Week, I used my idle time to write the following short story.
It's an experimental story using an experimental format. If you aren't seeing a "split-screen" columns layout, try another browser.