APARTMENT FOR RENT!!! IN SEATTLE AREA (OLYMPIA)


Reply to: sale-376259264@craigslist.org
Date: 20011-05-11, 6:55PM PDT


HAVE APARTMENT FOR RENT IT IS A APARTMENT WHAT MORE DO U NEED TO KNOW. HAVE AT LEASE FOUR WALLS MAYBE FIVE PLUS FLOOR AND BONUS--CEILING! TRUST ME HAVE ALL THE WALLS AND FLOORS U NEED TO LIVE. COIN OP LAUNDRY AVAILABLE IN OTHER BUILDING ACROSS STREET. NO PETS NO SMOKE NO PAINTING WALLS NO LOUD MUSIC NO ORAL SEX. CALL FOR PRICE OF RENT!


PEOPLE KEEP ASK FOR PHOTOS OF APARTMENT BUT I DON'T SAY I HAVE CAMERA ONLY APARTMENT. IF YOU LIKE PHOTOS OF APARTMENTS FUCK YOU. ONLY PHOTO OF NAKED WOMAN WORTH BUY CAMERA. NO PIANO NO WATERBED NO DANCING NO COOK SPICY FOODS AFTER 10PM.  CALL ME NOW FOR SIGN 6 YEAR LEASE!!


(STREET PARKING AVAILABLE FOR 300$ MONTH FEE + U PAY METER)


CALL FOR PRICE OF RENT. (PRICE REFLECT 1 RESIDENT. ADDITIONAL RESIDENTS ADD 100$. TEMPORARY GUEST 50$ A NIGHT OR CALL FOR HOURLY RATE.) NO SUBLETTING NO HOUSESITTING NO PARTIES NO ONE NIGHT STANDS


SHOWING HOUSE JULY 1ST 4:00 AM - 4:15 AM, 20-30 PEOPLE EXPECTED. ALL PROSPECTIVE TENENTS GIVEN GUN AND KNIFE. WHOEVER DON'T DIE GET APPLICATION APPROVE.






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